The Anal Virgin Suicides

August 27th, 2009 by Fish

So I was watching The Virgin Suicides a couple of days ago, and it dawned on me that all of those teen bitches probably would have been alive today if someone fucked them up the ass. In fact pretty much every over emotional teen bitch could probably use a good hard painful butt fucking.

Now this is indeed a curious position to take, so let me explain. Whenever these spoiled over emotional bitches think their lives are shit, one can teach them that things aren’t indeed all that bad since most of the time they don’t have a dick up their ass.

You see the pain involved with deflowering an anal virgin should indeed make them look on the bright side of things. “Waaa my parents are assholes” , Ok just bend over and I’ll fuck your little ass and you’ll see that your parents aren’t all that bad compared to my dick deep inside your anus!

So stop teen suicide, fuck a bitch up the ass today.

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