Teen Brunette Gets Brutally Butt Fucked

August 19th, 2009 by Fish

The problem with teen bitches is that they are really fucking stupid. I mean I could probably have a more interesting conversation with a rock. Unfortunately a rock doesn’t have a ass to fuck so I guess we are stuck listening to them.

Case in point, When I was young we used to hang out at a out of the way park to drink and fuck whatever drunk cunt came our way. So one night we pull in with a case of Piels (hey it was cheap), and lo and behold here is a shithead we know parked and a naked slut jumping up and down next to his car.

Needless to say we were quite bemused, and slightly confounded about the goings on at the park. Well after we parked, and our jumping slut hid herself in our friends parked car. We began to try to figure out what exactly happened.

Well as the our friend explained, he was trying to fuck this bitch, and he indeed had forgotten the most important thing. A condom! So not exactly being so bright himself he decided to convince the poor moronic girl that if she jumped up and down after he blew his load, the cum would give way to gravity and she would not become pregnant.

Now my only question though the years to my friend was, why the fuck didn’t he fuck her up the ass? If she was stupid enough to believe the jumping nonsense then surely he could come up with some way to buttfuck her.

Well sadly my friend was perhaps just slightly smarter than a woman.

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