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Annoyed Dude Gives His Bitch Painful Anal Sex

By Fish, on June 15th, 2011

Bitches always want to be the center of attention. Its simply an innate drive that anything anyone else is doing that doesn’t involve the bitch must be stopped by any means necessary. This is why your bitch decides to suddenly clean the house on Sunday afternoon while you are trying to watch football.

Now yes, I know most guys would love to have their bitch start blowing them trying to distract you from whatever you are trying to do. But knowing most bitches this simply doesn’t happen all that often and besides if the bitch was doing as she was told she would have sucked your dick prior to doing whatever needed to get done.

Thankfully such behavior can be thwarted with Painful Anal Sex. You see if you bitch is trying to distract you from whatever you are doing. The chances are they will succeed. (bitches are very good at it). They will scream, whine and complain until you give up and give the bitch the attention she needs. But what better way to give her attention than with a bit of Painal!

After all there is nothing that say “yes you now have my attention” than shoving your dick in her ass whether or not she wants it or not and surely nothing more gets her attention than being painfully butt fucked!

After a few sessions even a bitch will learn that perhaps there are times that she should indeed leave you alone lest she finds herself bent over pleading with you not to give her the painful anal sex she deserves

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Painal won’t get her Pregnant

By Fish, on June 7th, 2011

As we all know, Bitches love to lie. They lie about who they have fucked them, Where they have been, What they are doing, Their age. Its a wonder that anything a bitch says is the truth. But the one thing bitches lie about for the detriment of men is Birth Control

You see once the bitch gets knocked up. Regardless if you have signed contract that she is indeed on birth control. Your rights go up in smoke and it is an excuse to extract vast sums of money from you for the next 18 to 21 years of your life. There is no accountability where the money goes or what it is spent on and unlike every other debt in the world they can put you in jail if you refuse to pay the bitch.

Well promise is here with a new contraception technique for me. While it might sound a bit painful, what they do is cut your ball sack open and insert this little thing that fucks up the sperm shooting out preferably all over the bitches face. Hence preventing the bitch from conveniently forgetting to take her pill and sucking your life savings away.

But why indeed should you get your ball sack sliced open because bitches lie! Well honestly you don’t because there is another form of contraception just as effective. Painful Anal Sex.

You see as long as you confine yourself to fucking the bitches ass or her mouth the chances of knocking the slut up are astronomical. Unless of course the bitch saves the sperm in her mouth and knocks herself up (Its been done believe me). Thus perhaps after you give a bitch a mouthful of cum it might be prudent to hold her nose until she swallows to ensure your safety.

But with Painal you have not to take that precaution since blowing your load deep in her ass as she screams in pain. The chances are that her ass will be so sore she will forget all about trying to fleece you for the rest of your life.

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Teen gets her Ass Inspected Before Painal

By Fish, on June 2nd, 2011

Lets face it, Painful Anal Sex has the potential to get rather messy. This is why ideally you should fuck a bitch up the ass in her bed so if things go south, all you need to do is clean your dick off with some soap and get the fuck out of there and let the bitch deal with the mess.

Thus if you have the opportunity its ideal to inspect the bitches ass before you stick your dick into it. This way one can minimize the risk of something unpleasant happening during painal and concentrate on listening to the cries and the whines of a slut who just got a cock shoved in her ass.

Of course this isn’t always possible. You have to get the bitch to actually agree to Anal Sex and as we all know its considerably more fun when the bitch doesn’t really want a dick in her ass or of course its given as a surprise.

Should things go awry there are a few things one can do to minimize the unpleasant cleanup of ones cock. For one no matter how loud she screams do not take your dick out of her ass until you are ready to move out of the way rather swiftly. In addition its important to know when there is a possible emergency or the bitch who is in immense pain trying to get you to stop. If of course its the latter feel free to smack the bitch in the back of the head and finish up her painful ass fuck as you please

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Painful Anal Sex for a Bookworm

By Fish, on May 31st, 2011

You know bitch nerds are just that. Bitch nerds. Now they may not complain and whine as much as their regular counterparts and of course they are considerably smarter but the fact remains they, like all bitches need Painful Anal Sex.

But why single them out for today’s post. Well just because a bitch wears glasses and sticks her nose into books rather than staring longingly at shiny things. Doesn’t mean that she couldn’t benefit from a dick up her ass.

In fact any bitch you meet the first question you should ask yourself is can this bitch benefit from some painal. The answer unsurprisingly is almost without fail.. Yes.

You see the truth is bitches are specialists. They were designed by nature for three things. Cooking, cleaning and getting fucked. As for the latter part nature gave us three holes to choose from. So why regulate yourself to only two just because a good buttfucking hurts the bitch.

Now perhaps nature isn’t perfect. Ideally getting fucked in the ass should be pleasurable for the bitch. But hey, nature doesn’t care about how pleasurable anything is. So why should you? I mean after all she is only a bitch and should be treated as such.

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Pretty Young Teen gets a Painful Ass Fuck

By Fish, on May 26th, 2011

The media likes to report on “growing problems”. This weeks fake panic is the growing number of young bitches willing to take it in the ass to avoid pregnancy and preserve their virginity. Personally I think this is less a problem than a wonderful thing! Lots of hot young Christian teens getting painful anal sex is always a good thing (after all who is stupid enough to think getting ass fucked preserves your virginity than Christian bitches, and who else gives a fuck) .

With all these young teen hiney’s getting painalized one would think this would keep our bitches happy. After all the dumb sluts aren’t popping out crotchfruit. But of course our bitches are never happy. Getting fucked in the ass is demeaning they say. Of course its demeaning that’s the whole fucking point!

What it does do is that it teaches these little sluts to be that they are of course only bitches and while the notion of keeping their virginity is nice the fact is they are put on this earth to be fucked. They don’t have to be happy about it, they just have to bend over and take what we give them.

As in the case with this little bitch. She doesn’t look particularly happy about the prospect of getting a rather large dick shoved in her ass. But for the money they are paying her for having to sit down tenderly for a few days and definitely walking funny who gives a shit if she is happy or not. She is a bitch!

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College Dorm Painal

By Fish, on May 24th, 2011

So it is graduation time for the high school class of 2011. Throngs of bitches will soon be graduating and many will go off to college. Now while our ignorant sluts think they are all grown up in the world. Upon their arrival at the institute of higher learning of their choice. They will be one thing. Prey.

You see the first few months of any college year the incoming freshman bitches are easy pickings for the upper-class males. First time on their own, homesick and within weeks either dumping or being dumped by their high school boyfriends these girls are ripe to have a dick painfully inserted into their asses.

Back when I was in school the most sought after item within the first few weeks of any semester was what they called the meatbook. This was a compilation of pictures of incoming freshmen where many of us browsed and decided who indeed we would attempt to painalize. Many a young bitch in that book got a good dose of painful anal sex not just by your friend Fish but by many a swinging dick.

The amusing thing is that being quite stupid it was almost trivial to convince a young 18 year old freshman to lose her anal virginity. All you had to do was convince them that this was generally demanded of bitches in college and indeed they need to grow up and take it in the ass. This of course usually ended up with the bitch crying and generally pissed off when they learn that they have been tricked into anal sex. But then again who cares since they are bitches and there are plenty of young freshman girls to give painal too.

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Teen Tries Anal and it Hurts

By Fish, on May 19th, 2011

I was reading some dissertation by a fat feminist bitch the other day arguing that bitches shouldn’t give blowjobs or take it up the ass because its “demeaning”. Well isn’t that the whole fucking point? I mean they are bitches after all. How much more demeaning can that be? Sure I can blow my load on just about anything its just considerably more fun when I can blow it in the bitches face or in her ass.

Bitches like this are perfect candidates for some good hard painal. I mean what better way to teach a bitch to behave like one than shoving an unwanted dick up her ass and listen to her scream bloody murder.

You see what these bitches don’t realize is they are here for our pleasure. Not the other way around. Sure of course getting buttfucked hurts and is demeaning. But I really don’t fucking care since I am not the one getting buttfucked! Nor unlike you am I supposed to!

Now I doubt highly that any of these bitches will change their minds after a dose of painful anal. Then again there is little that will change a bitches mind other than shiny things and money they spend. But at least you will have the satisfaction of listening to the bitch scream and cry.

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First Anal Date

Painful Anal for Vanessa Lane

By Fish, on May 17th, 2011

Upon hearing a demand for Anal Sex bitches love to respond with “sure as long as I get to stick something in YOUR ass” Unfortunately what bitches don’t understand is that since nature never gave them equipment for that, it is quite unnatural as opposed to the other way around since nature did give us the equipment to penetrate their posterior.

Unfortunately as we all know bitches aren’t the most logical of beings and any explanation of the above fact will fall on deaf ears. Luckily as if nature thought about this problem and decided to do something about it, their asshole is quite exposed when a bitch is getting fucked in most if not all positions making it quite easy to give them the Painal they need.

Of course you can opt for calling the bitches bluff. You of course just need to make sure you go first! However due to the nature of a bitch I would sleep on my back until she gets over getting a hard Painful Anal Fucking.

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Painful Anal Rape for a Lazy Bitch

By Fish, on May 12th, 2011

So the big hit at the royal wedding was Pippa Middleton’s ass. I would characterize it as a rather nice ass which if it hasn’t already should indeed be subject to Painful Anal Sex. But as we all know bitches particularly spoiled ones tend not to want dicks placed in their asses. Which is why of course they definitely need a good hard dose of Painal.

You see bitches are of course lazy. It used to be that they were motivated by the fact that their Man could haul off and belt them when they got out of line. Also if the bitch tried to refuse anal well the man was well within his rights to shove it up her ass anyway.

Of course bitches did what they did best. They bitched to our politicians and somehow convinced them that they should be treated more than a lowly bitch screwing up the entire world in the process.

But of course there are indeed times when Forced Anal is appropriate. You see if you make the mistake of marrying a bitch, despite our fat feminist efforts any sexual act is considered consensual in all but the most egregious cases. Thus it is perfectly legal to give your wife the forced painal she deserves when she sits around all day and does shit.

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Rip Her Up

Dear Fish: Painful Anal Advice

By Fish, on May 10th, 2011

Q: Dear fish, My wife absolutely refuses to do anal. She says its unnatural. Is it?

You have to understand that bitches will use just about every excuse to get out of doing something that they are supposed to be doing. Now a bitch’s primary job (among other domestic household duties) is to have a dick stuck in them. Considering one needs a hole for dick sticking. A bitch of course has three. Since it is indeed there and hasn’t had a dick stuck in it yet it is by all accounts rather useless. Hence unnatural. So my answer to your question is not getting fucked in the ass is unnatural not the other way around

Q: My Girlfriend has finally decided to try Anal. How can I make it easy for her

First of all congratulations on convincing your first bitch to take it up the ass. Since she has agreed, she sounds either stupid or obedient. Either of which is good for you. Now in regards to your question, why try to make it “easier for her” Look getting a dick stuck up their ass hurts. They know its going to hurt. (unless she is stupid in which case who cares what she thinks). But deep down they know that is what they are supposed to do. All you are doing is helping her fulfill her desire to be a useful bitch. But with no pain there is no gain. So you are not supposed to make it easier on her!

Q: Dear Fish, I tried to slip my dick into a girls ass on the downlow. I almost went deaf from the screaming. How can I reduce the noise?

This has always been a problem with painal. If you are fortunate to live in a secluded area you need not worry about a noisy bitch getting painal. But lets face it most of us don’t. How you go about quieting a bitch during a “miss” is really dependant on how you were fucking them. For example if you have her from behind you need only to make sure there are some pillows in front of her face and simply shove her face into them when riding her ass. If you fucking her missionary style, Keep her panties handy and just shove them in her mouth

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