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Tiny Tushy Gets Painfully Pounded

By Fish, on February 15th, 2012

You know I keep reading all these stories about how underhanded bitches save a condom after getting fucked and use the sperm to get themselves pregnant resulting in the unsuspecting dude having to pay the bitch for child support. While completely unsurprising behavior from a bitch what indeed can we do to ensure that our spunk is generally useless to them.

Well you could simple yank off the condom and shove your cock down the bitches throat but in the moment of passion if you are a little off or if the bitch is firmly against getting her face fucked and she grits her teeth sperm of course could end up anywhere allowing the bitch to collect it in secret.

But there is another solution instead of fucking a bitch in her cunt, give her good old Painful Anal sex! Aside from the benefits of listening to a bitch scream her fucking head off while she gets painfully pounding in the ass. Blowing a load deep inside her ass generally renders sperm useless as long as you remember to blow your load and shove your dick really really deep. Thus making painal even more painful!

Now of course the bitch might be mad at you. But you can explain that fucking her in the ass was perfectly justified by the actions of her sisters. Thus striking a blow for men’s rights everywhere with the wonders of Painal.

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Anal Teen Angels

Painal For Profit

By Fish, on February 8th, 2012

I was reading some bitches treatise on what it is like to get fucked in the ass. Now typically I wouldn’t give a damn but I was bored and sometimes its amusing to read a bitches thoughts about getting rammed in the ass. Other than “It Hurts” she was of course wrong about everything else. (hey this is a bitch we are talking about here).

She argues that anal sex is special and builds a bond between the bitch that is getting the dick in her ass and the dude that it putting it in there. Which is of course what bitches like to believe. The fact is that its quite the opposite, once we fuck you in the ass and give you the painal you deserve our job is over. The bitch gave up her ass and there isn’t a whole hell of alot that can top that. So after we Analize our bitches we usually dump them to find another bitches ass to fuck.

She also demands that she should be prepared to get fucked in the ass. To give the opportunity to get in the shower and “loosen herself up” Now I am all for throwing the bitch in the shower before fucking her in the ass but they should not be given the opportunity to prepare. It might lessen the painal and that’s the whole point of fucking them in the ass isn’t it?

The point of the matter is as usual our bitches are quite wrong. They are wrong about our motivations for wanting to fuck their asses. We simply want to see the look on your face when we shove our dicks into your tight little assholes!

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Make Teen Gape

New Painful Anal Site

By Fish, on February 1st, 2012

In my quest to you to bring the finest bitches painfully fucked up the ass I was surfing around the other day and I came across a new Painal site! Entitled Lets Try Anal the site revolves around bitches getting their anal cherry taken for gobs of money which incidentally is the only thing bitches care about! Though they would rather have a man give it to them rather than agree to get fucked in the ass but hey, money is money.

Which brings me to my next philosophical question about bitches. Which is the smarter bitch, the one that takes compensation for the painful anal fucking she is about to recieve or one that is dating a guy and is going to eventually be convinced to get fucked in the ass if “you really care about me”. My guess is the former, because at least the bitch is getting something for it. After all after you deflowered a bitches ass feel free to dump the bitch and look for another anal virgin.

None the less any painal is good painal and this little soon to be anal slut finds out what it feels like to get a cock jammed up her tiny asshole. Surprise! It hurts. But who cares, she is a bitch, she is supposed to take it up the ass and do as she is told.

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Lets Try Anal

More Painal advice from the Internet

By Fish, on January 25th, 2012

I was surfing around for something to write about and I came across this gem from a dude preparing fuck his bitch up the ass.

I’ve been with this girl for a couple of months now and want to perform anal sex on her. What do you think is the best way to get her to try? Should I talk about it first or "accidentally" stick it in?

Now I am not sure why anyone would turn to the internet to ask about fucking a bitch in the ass. Its relatively simple, bend her over and stick it in her ass. You are done! Its not exactly rocket science here. Besides the internet is full of bitches and we all know what kind of advice they give.

The most effective way to get a bitch to “try” anal is to bend her ass over and give her the painful anal sex she deserves. There is no “talking” who the hell wants to talk to a bitch in the first place. That is almost as painful as the painal you are going to give her.

But I have hope for the lad. Despite the howl of rage coming from the bitches that he “accidently” fuck her ass. This indeed is an effective way to introduce your bitch to painal for the meeker of us males. It does of course result in the same thing. A screaming crying bitch pleading with you to get your dick out of her ass.

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Ass Teen Mouth

If you Don’t Want Painal Then Wear a Longer Skirt

By Fish, on January 18th, 2012

Its obvious from all the screaming and crying that a bitch does that they do not want to be fucked in the ass. After all painal is indeed an unpleasant experience! (as it should be). You would think bitches would take steps to protect their ass from a painful fucking. But being bitches they of course mysteriously love to show it off!

Its a simple thing they teach you in childhood. If you don’t want people to steal your shit don’t show it off. Hence the reason why we keep money in banks rather than showing your billroll to every person who crosses your path. I know bitches are little more than children but surely they can understand this simple thing. If you don’t want to get painful anal sex then perhaps you should cover your posterior up!

Of course our bitches don’t get it hence and give us quite easy access to their ass in their little short skirts. Unfortunately for them it quite often leads to a good hard dose of Painal.

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First Anal Quest

Painal for a Blond Teen Bimbo

By Fish, on January 11th, 2012

According to a new study by the CDC 36 percent of all bitches under the age of 45 have gotten their ass fucked at least once in their lives while 44% of men gave it to them. Of course this leaves our feminist bitches distressed since by no means should a bitch take it in the ass in their eyes since its “demeaning”. Which as they fail to grasp is the whole fucking point!

But despite our bitch blathering it seems there is a significant increase in ass fucked bitches which of course delights your dear Fish since that is a whole lot of Painal! In fact if the bitches are telling the truth (which is unlikely they are bitches) a number of them have been painalized by multiple men!

Of course there is a sad side to all this which is 64% of the bitches that have never had a dick forced in their ass. That means that 64% of bitches in the united states are only 2/3’s useful when it comes to getting fucked (they can still cook and clean however). There is indeed some work to be done!

Fortunately much to our fat feminist’s dismay there is a growing trend among younger bitches to give into demands for Painful Anal Sex driven primarily from sites just like this one! Guys see some skank getting ass fucked all over the internet and say to themselves “Hey I would like to do that to my bitch!”

As time goes on the number of bitches that have experienced a painful dick in their ass will grow tremendously which of course makes your humble Fish quite happy

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First Anal Date

New Painful Anal Site

By Fish, on January 4th, 2012

So I spent the holidays drinking and fucking unwilling bitches up the ass. But I also took time to search the internet far and wide to bring you the best Painful Anal Sex. So I came across this site which looks relatively new which features bitches getting surprise anal sex.

Now from the look on this bitches face it seems that shoving two fingers up her ass to get her ready for some hot hard Painal wasn’t exactly expected nor appreciated. Who cares? She’s a bitch and if there is anything we know about our bitches is that need to fucked up the ass no matter what their thoughts about the subject.

That being said, I probably wouldn’t have even given the bitch the courtesy of finger fucking her ass first to make it easier to shove my dick in. Where is the fun in that? A dick in your ass is supposed to hurt.

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Don’t Fuck My Ass

Painal Rape

By Fish, on December 28th, 2011

I love how our fat feminists try to redefine anal rape. Some dumb study was issued and they found yet another pointless statistic that 1 in 5 bitches have been “assaulted” either vaginally or anally. They will of course use this study to decry the “Rape Society” we live in and complain incessantly that men want to fuck them in the ass.

However the problem with this is that these fat cunts keep trying to redefine what anal rape really is. For example one of the questions was “Has someone ever talked you into having Anal Sex that you didn’t want to have?” Now lets examine this logic. Getting fucked in the ass hurts. Hence bitches tend to avoid what hurts. However eliminating their ass as a place to fuck displeases the dude. Hence he calmly talks the bitch into it and giving her the Painful Anal Sex that the bitch needs.

Of course you gotta talk a bitch into it. You think they are gonna do it willingly? This is what we call the art of persuasion. But since our bitches think they can’t make a decision themselves somehow its our fault!

Now for those dealing with bitches who simply will not take it up the ass there is always Painal rape like this stupid bitch is getting

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Rip Her Up

More Painful Anal Advice from the Painal Mailbag

By Fish, on December 21st, 2011

Q: Dear Fish, I think my girlfriend could use a good dose of Painal (She is a real bitch). She has never let me do her in the ass. How should I approach her about trying anal

Well I am indeed glad you have come to the realization that your bitch is indeed a bitch and could benefit from a good dose of Painful Anal Sex. That being said the question arises why you haven’t fucked her in the ass to keep her from becoming a bitch! But you might as not cry over spilled milk I suppose. You have a problem and I Fish, am here to help you.

Now you ask how to “approach” your bitch. Typically one walks up behind a cunt and shoves your dick in her ass. But I assume you mean to convince her try anal. Now I hate to tell you this son, but a bitch that won’t let you fuck her in the ass will typically not be willing to try it. So why convince her? She is a bitch after all! All one should have to say is “Bend over bitch I am going to fuck you in the ass” and the bitch should obey! If she doesn’t well ….. The next time you are fucking her like the dog she is. Simply hold on tight and give her the Painal that she deserves.

Q: Dear Fish, As a woman I am offended at your suggestion we are stupid and lazy. And no one is going to give me Painal

First of all, you used the W word. The proper way to refer to yourself is a bitch. Please remember that or I will come over and give you the Painful Anal Sex that you un-doubtfully need

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Double View Casting

Bow Tied Bitch Gets Boned in the Butt

By Fish, on December 14th, 2011

You know humans are generally stupid. Of course our bitches are stupider then the rest of us but we’ll talk about that later. Lets say your IQ was 101 (which is pretty dumb). That means that more than half of the worlds populous is more stupid than you are. Its a bit scary when you think about it.

Thus it is no wonder that the dumber people in the world will go though complicated machinations to accomplish even the simplest task. I remember a few years back when the science establishment was finally starting to “study” the benefits of Pot. Now this shit has been around since the dawn of man and has been in medicinal use until some idiot decided it was “evil”. But I digress. So I am watching this scientist explain how they synthesized the active ingredient but it doesn’t work very well due to how we absorb THC so they decided to make it a suppository. So let me get this straight, I can either smoke an pleasurable plant for relief or I can shove something up my ass. Yes this all sense now.

Much like this I was reading about bitch circumcision. Now I am not one to sympathize with a bitch but cutting off their naughty bits so they don’t feel pleasure during sex seems a bit much. Why not instead leave them intact and simply fuck them up the ass!

It seems to accomplish the same thing. Most bitches don’t like to get ass fucked and in addition not only is it not pleasurable it is also rather painful which kinda makes it superior to maiming a bitch. If by some oddity the bitch starts enjoy it you simply need to pound her ass harder to make it more painful. And finally keeping hold of a screaming crying bitch with a dick up her ass is considerably easier holding down a bitch to cut off her clit.

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