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Painal in the Office

By Fish, on September 25th, 2012

Now we all know bitches are pretty lacking in the brains area. I mean they are bitches right? Even with all the politically correct nonsense the fact remains despite what the fat feminists scream about, Bitches are pretty fucking stupid. That being said, like a dog they can be trained to perform simple tasks like making one a sandwich cleaning laundry.

In an office situation this is a little more difficult as the tasks needed to be done are not geared toward a bitches natural inclination of making things to eat and cleaning things. Further complicating things is that we are forced to hire them since some bitches had the stupid idea of leaving the kitchen and demanded that all must be allowed resulting in a vast degradation of their cooking skills. But I digress,

Coupled with a bitches diminished intelligence and the fact they tend to be rather lazy expecting to be taken care of by men. Training them to do simple tasks is not as straightforward as simple repetition and like a dog a combination of positive and negative reinforcement is needed.

Ideally If a bitch does the task correctly the bitch is rewarded by not getting fucked in the ass. Incorrectly, then a painfully large dick should be inserted in her ass while she screams in pain.

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Why Yes there is a Cock in Your Ass

By Fish, on May 2nd, 2012

If there was a mistake that nature made in crafting our bitches it would be not making them talk out of their ass or barring that giving us another appendage to stuff in their mouths while we are giving them painful anal sex.

You see the problem with painal verses say…. face fucking them is that they are free to continue to speak while you are pounding on their tender little asses. Usually this consists of them screaming “OMG GET IT OUT OF MY ASS” which is quite bothersome when one is trying to concentrate on ass fucking them.

Of course bitches are always thinking of themselves but hey we knew that. So we learn to live with all the whining and complaining that is coupled with fucking a bitch in the ass. Of course if you are in a convenient spot like the bed you can always shove her face into the pillow to muffle any of the screaming that is coming out of the bitches mouth. Though as I said it would be considerably more convenient to have another appendage to stuff in there. Then you could give the bitch painful anal sex at any time!

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Grit your Teeth and Take it In the Ass

By Fish, on April 25th, 2012

I’m starting to understand why all these painful anal sites come out of eastern Europe. Particularly the ones with a brother painfully pounding teen anal virgins in the ass.

For starters you need a good supply of stupid bitches, which while we have plenty stateside they tend to want quite a bit of money to get fucked in the ass and that is only when they have been fucked just about every other way in the porn industry. What better place to look in some backwater farm country where the best a bitch can hope for is a grass hut and 10 crotch fruit.

The second thing you need to painalize these soon to be sore assed sluts is a big dick. For that we go find a brother since we all know they are quite endowed. Now here is the quandary we find in most developed countries. Most bitches have seen one or two of them in their time and despite being stupid know to generally avoid getting one of these stuck up your ass. This is why you see so few black bitches taking it up the ass. They know its gonna hurt!

But I would imagine there aren’t a whole lot of black guys in Hungary and while these teen bitches might have heard of them. They certainly haven’t seen their giant poles. At least until its too late and by then the little bitch is gritting her teeth and taking the painful ass fucking she deserves.

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Painal For a Tattooed Teen

By Fish, on April 18th, 2012

I have no idea why young bitches seem to be obsessed with getting tattoo’s. On occasion when I am interested in their opinion (rarely) I have asked them only to get the response that its a way to express themselves.

The point of the matter is that bitches don’t have to “express” themselves because quite honestly no one gives a shit what they have to say in the first place. Men would be perfectly happy if each and every bitch in the world could have a dick stuffed in their mouth to keep them from expressing themselves loudly thus annoying the rest of us.

Personally I think they seem to think it makes them look tough. But even the most ridiculously inked bitch is unprepared for the pain that comes with old fashion painal. The tattoo needle might hurt but any guys needle stuffed in their virgin asshole is a whole new type of pain which of course they deserve for getting a tattoo in the first place.

In fact we should pass a law that any time a bitch wants to do something so stupid like get a tattoo they should be first subjected to painful anal sex. After having her ass painfully pumped I would think that getting a tattoo would not even hurt. Besides knowing that every parlor across the world can employ a ass fucked with a big dick would probably dissuade any stupid bitch from doing such a dumb thing.

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Advice for Painful Anal Sex

By Fish, on April 11th, 2012

So I came across a video of some dickhead trying to show people how to have painless anal sex. Now why a guy is making a video like this I have no idea unless he is a fudge packer. But the point I am trying to make is getting fucked in the ass is SUPPOSED to hurt. That is why we inflict it on our bitches!

Now he goes though how you are supposed to relax and other bullshit. So I figured I would write a advice article to maximize the pain a bitch feels when she gets a dick shoved up her ass like she is supposed to.

First and foremost lets talk about lube. While some of course is necessary in order to get your dick firmly implanted in her tight little asshole. Use as little as possible since the less you use the more its going to hurt the bitch getting Painalized.

Now they say, the more tense a bitch is about getting ass fucked the more its going to hurt. Its because the muscles tend not to want a huge dick in one’s ass. So I suggest if you really want to inflict the maximum discomfort during Anal Sex use a bit of reverse logic. Tell the bitch how much getting fucked in the ass is going to hurt. Now of course this could scare the bitch and try to refuse getting a dick stuffed in her virgin ass. But fuck it, she is a bitch, fuck her in the ass anyway.

Third and perhaps most important. Is not telling the bitch what you are about to do. There is a reason nature put their cunts and assholes so close together. So you can fuck both of them while she can’t see what you are doing back there. The more surprised the bitch is about what just got forcibly shoved in her ass the better. Just hold on tightly since screaming crying bitches tend to buck alot.

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Painal for a Pudgy Teen

By Fish, on April 4th, 2012

Lets face it, no one like butt fucking a fat chick. Unless of course you are into that sort of thing. But the fact is even fat chicks need Painful Anal Sex to keep them from becoming feminists. Thankfully most fat chicks weren’t always this way. As young teens they might have been a bit chunky like this soon to be anal slut but still quite fuckable if you have a few drinks in you. This of course is the most opportune time to give them the Painal that they deserve.

Now you still might not want to do this, but think of the life of stupidity and aggravation that fat feminists have simply because they have never had a dick in their ass. If you’re even hesitant about it think of it as a public service.

You know with all this talk of young people and public service, and with all these young un-butt-fucked bitches that desperately need it in the ass perhaps we could make some kind of prerequisite to get college aid unless one painalizes a few undesirable bitches. It would certainly cut down on the leagues of unhappy fat cunts in future generations and eventually perhaps allow us to put our bitches back where they belong. Bending over on command and making us sandwiches with sore asses.

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The Best Position For Painal

By Fish, on March 21st, 2012

People often come up to me on the street and ask me “Hey, Fish.. What’s the best position to give my bitch Painal?” My usual response is, any position the bitch can’t get away from your dick crammed in her asshole. Now while I prefer ass fucking a bitch from behind, since I don’t have to look at her dumb ass cry and whine and I can pull her hair for leverage while pound her ass mercilessly there are some inherent problems with the position.

You see while you have a bitch on all fours, she can lurch forward while you are trying to shove your dick in her ass. Once she feels the searing hot pain , its only a natural reaction to getting fucked in the ass. Yes you can get a good grip on the bitches ass but still its difficult to keep control unless its a tiny bitch.

Your best bet is to make sure the bitch cannot lurch forward without smashing her face into something. Like a wall. Once you have limited the bitches movement the only thing you will have to deal with is her limbs flailing violently while you give her the painful anal sex she deserves.

Of course you can also bend her over something keeping her from moving her pelvis in any direction other than toward your dick ensuring that if she does move it will simply cause the bitch more pain.

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A Butt Full of Hurt In The Bathroom

By Fish, on March 14th, 2012

You know politicians miss the simplest things. With all this talk about the budget crisis there are some very easy ways to save money if only bitches would let us do it. It costs about 25k per inmate per year to keep a dumb bitch incarcerated. There are approximately 300,000 dumb bitches in prison. So basically we are spending 7.5 BILLION to keep bitches in prison most of which are in for petty crime and being guilty of being even more stupid than the average bitch.

If there were only a punishment that would be severe enough to keep the bitch from doing whatever stupid thing she was doing to get her arrested in the first place. Oh yes there is, Good Hard Painful Anal sex.

So essentially we could save $7.5 billion bucks by ass raping bitches. Hell we could probably make double that by charging to ass rape a bitch. Hell for a fun afternoon of giving a bitch some painal as part of her punishment I would certainly pay a reasonable sum. Plus if you take into account movie rights for some of the really good ass rape we could pay off most of the national debt.

Now of course bitches would have a problem with this. But they have a problem with everything. After all it would be a stretch to call it cruel and unusual punishment when they should have been fucked in the ass long ago. Its not our fault that the bitch is an anal virgin.

Of course you can always catch the thieving bitch and ass rape her then and leave here holding her sore asshole and weeping in a public bathroom like this guy does.

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Full Nelson Painal

By Fish, on March 7th, 2012

I came across the term “Full Nelson Anal” some time ago and always wondered about it. After doing some digging I came up with exactly what it was. When a bitch is being difficult about getting ass fucked you like on your back with her facing away from you and put her into a Full Nelson.

Now this has some advantages, now that the bitch is firmly secured you can fuck her ass no matter how painful it may be because the bitch simply can’t move. I like it!

Of course it also has some drawbacks, for one getting your dick in the struggling girls ass might be a bit difficult since both your arms are restraining her. In addition you don’t have the leverage that one has by thawing the bitch face down and giving her the painful anal sex she deserves. On top of which you really can’t get the penetration into her ass (hence more painful) than you would in other positions.

But I would have to imagine (at least from the look on this bitches face) that being restrained in such a way and having no control who puts what where is rather unpleasant particularly if you are getting ass raped like this bitch.

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Painal For A Buck Toothed Bitch

By Fish, on February 29th, 2012

Call me nuts but I kinda like buck teeth on a bitch. Not too bucked of course but just a little overbite like this soon to be Painalized teen is. This of course has absolutely nothing to do with bitches getting painfully fucked in the ass. But hey I was just saying.

Today I read this article by a bitch complaining that too many men want to fuck women in the ass because of internet porn. For once a bitch is actually right! It is indeed true that prior to the sheer amount of bitches getting painfully anally fucked on the internet one might see a anal scene a couple to times in their lives unless of course they were in the habit of going to nasty theaters. Even then the bitches that get it pretended to like it.

Nowadays there are throngs of otherwise skill less bitches who only have their ass to make money since they for some reason or another have not found a man to pay their bills. They of course are not professionals and are free to scream and cry when they get their asses fucked for the first time. We of course see this and say to ourselves, “Hey that looks like Fun!”

Thus this has lead to the screams and cries of many a bitch given painful anal sex. But our work is indeed not done. With over 40% of the younger bitches getting fucked in their ass painfully at least once in their lives. That leaves another 60% to go!

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